We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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