By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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