I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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