On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the day after is always just damage control
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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