I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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