im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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