question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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