When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This is classic penis vs brain.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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