By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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