it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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