"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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