Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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