i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif