Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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