sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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