I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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