who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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