garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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