So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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