he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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