you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You were trust falling into bushes
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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