I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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