ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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