i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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