I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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