So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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