I can text with my tongue
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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