This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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