he thought i was a dude.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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