What should our trivia night team be named?
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Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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