Pants 0. Shit 1.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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