If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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