ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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