Christians are straight up FREAKS
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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