Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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