I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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