Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You pole danced in your parka.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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