You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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