OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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