is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just want nice things and good sex
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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