I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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