i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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