You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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