I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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