Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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