Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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