so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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