she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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