"it" just moved
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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