It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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