Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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