Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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