: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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