but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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