But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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