Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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