Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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